KITKAT

Ate a whole bar of Kit Kat, scrumptiously delicious.
Then i remembered about the china milk scandal! DAMN F***, did i just OD myself with malamine? Kidney stones here i come!
*CHOI CHOI* Touches wood and worship it hardcore!

Anyways, 22 people are arrested, but how many infants out there are hanging on for their lives? How many parents being slashed alive knowing that their one and only child is in danger??

Round of applause to 'YOU' people.

Oh, and for the record, the Kit k=Kat i just consumed is made in Australia. So i guess it's safe?
And i just realised on the back of the package it has a Halal chop =D
Save for Muslims to eat, YAY!
-not being sarcastic or a racist ah-

Kit Kat, i love you so much that it kills me. All the exercise i have just done today is literally being flushed down the toilet =|
Oh wells i can't blame you for being sexiliciously succulent
*slurpz & smacks*